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One of the versions I read said the clerk didn't even know who Gumby was and described it as a "Big Green Spongebob."
ROFL!! I'd say for the bear, "Well, officer, I was trying to do one of those cool insurance commercials, you know, the one with the guy who acts like Mayhem, well I called him, but he wouldn't answer, then I phoned the studios and his agent,but no go. So what choice did I have? I had to use real mayhem to make my insurance commercial. Yeah, it's a take off, but really, we offer so much better coverage. Here." I handed him my card. He didn't seem amused. "So, yah married? Dating?" I went ahead and held my hands out. One way or the other. I was getting cuffed. ;)
As an Ohio-tucky resident (that is, I'm from Ohio and work here, but live in KY), I was pleased that the underwear incident did NOT occur in my neighborhood. Not that we don't have our share of weirdness.
I think we maybe need to start a Gumby Awareness campaign. A big green Spongebob? How demeaning to the Gumby and Pokey fans of the world!
When The Big Guy and I were dating, we went to New Orleans for a week and took Gumby with us and photographed him all over the place. Alas, the stupid garden gnome got all the good press. But we had Gumby, dammmit.
Jessica and Teri~ You ladies always make me laugh.
Jessica~ I love your explanation for the bear. I am sure the police officers would totally believe that.
Teri~ Is that a SNL Eddie Murphy reference I see???
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