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Thursday, October 6, 2011

Friday Plot Swap: Love Gone Wrong

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We all know love makes people do strange things.  Some times, really, really strange things...
 
A British lawmaker's wife was found guilty of burglary Friday after being caught on CCTV stealing a kitten from the home of her husband's lover.
 If you read the article,  you will find this interesting quote: 
The three were involved in an "unconventional love triangle," the court heard.
"It was a love triangle that both women were fully aware of," Jason Pegg, for the prosecution, said.

Uh-huh. 
 
A Colorado man was convicted this week of hiding raw chicken in his ex-wife's air conditioning ducts and other acts of vandalism that could earn him up to 18 years in prison.

EEWWWW. A package of raw chicken was once inadvertently left in my trunk on a 112 degree day. I think if that stench of evil was filling my house, I would just cut my losses and move!

 A North Carolina couple's first date ended with a bang when a hapless Romeo accidentally shot himself in the leg

I had to include this one because I dated a guy who had accidentally shot himself...twice.  

So, swap with me! Would you use these for comedic value or creepy stalker stuff?  Have any love gone wrong stories? 
 
 



7 comments:

Teri Anne Stanley said...

My first real date nearly ended in catastrophe when the love of my life (well, he was then, anyway) kissed me good night...he took his foot off the brake and almost took out the next-door neighbor's mailbox. Of course, I had to go to school and tell everyone about it...

Candie Leigh said...

Ha ha ha I'm laughing too hard to think! Ha ha haha!

Jessica R. Patch said...

A North Carolina couple's first date ended with a bang when a hapless Romeo accidentally shot himself in the leg

ROFL!!!!! Would you call that um...premature???

Dawn Alexander said...

Glad you ladies liked it.
Teri- That would make a cute opening to a romantic comedy!

Eileen Astels Watson said...

Wow, Jessica was right. These are amazing!

Too funny!

Glad to meet you, Dawn!

Dawn Alexander said...

Thanks for stopping by Eileen!

Terri Tiffany said...

I love some of these ideas. The hardest thing for me with writing is coming up with plots but reading these ideas makes me think of whole stories!